I’m sitting in my favorite chair, TV remote in hand, shaking my head in disbelief. There’s nothing good to watch on television. Unless, of course, you’re into UFOs, the location of the Ark of the Covenant, Hitler’s super weapon or how to survive in the woods without any clothes. This is why even though I get over a hundred channels, I’ll usually end up looking at Gunsmoke or Tales Of Wells Fargo.

Times have changed. I remember when I was a kid there were only two VHF channels — three if you count public TV (which I watched if the Soupy Sales Show was on). Sadly, back then you only had one chance to catch your favorite show.