By Luke Robinson
As I watched the 2010 Iron Bowl classic from my in-laws’ house in Ohio, I was getting a lot of strange looks. I paced a lot. I would change rooms or sitting positions in hopes of changing the outcome of a play. But mostly, I wondered why no one else understood why I was doing the crazy things I was doing.
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