Funny old world: the week's offbeat news

...COLD WEATHER ADVISORY REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM MIDNIGHT FRIDAY
NIGHT TO NOON CST SATURDAY...
...EXTREME COLD WATCH REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM SATURDAY AFTERNOON
THROUGH SUNDAY MORNING...

* WHAT...For the Cold Weather Advisory, very cold wind chills as low
as 5 above expected. For the Extreme Cold Watch, dangerously cold
wind chills as low as 1 above possible.

* WHERE...Barbour, Bullock, Calhoun, Chambers, Cherokee, Clay,
Cleburne, Coosa, Elmore, Lee, Macon, Montgomery, Pike, Randolph,
Russell, Talladega, and Tallapoosa Counties.

* WHEN...For the Cold Weather Advisory, from midnight Friday Night
to noon CST Saturday. For the Extreme Cold Watch, from Saturday
afternoon through Sunday morning.

* IMPACTS...Frostbite and hypothermia will occur if unprotected skin
is exposed to these temperatures. An extended period of
subfreezing temperatures could cause pipes to burst.

PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...

Dress in layers including a hat, face mask, and gloves if you must
go outside.

Keep pets indoors as much as possible.

Make frequent checks on older family, friends, and neighbors. Ensure
portable heaters are used correctly. Do not use generators or grills
inside.

If you do not have heat in your home or lack shelter, you can call
211 or visit 211connectsalabama.org for assistance locating
appropriate shelter from the cold.

To prevent freezing and possible bursting of pipes they should be
wrapped, drained, or allowed to drip slowly.

Use caution while traveling outside. Wear appropriate clothing, a
hat, and gloves.

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...COLD WEATHER ADVISORY REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM MIDNIGHT FRIDAY
NIGHT TO NOON CST SATURDAY...
...EXTREME COLD WATCH REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM SATURDAY AFTERNOON
THROUGH SUNDAY MORNING...

* WHAT...For the Cold Weather Advisory, very cold wind chills as low
as 5 above expected. For the Extreme Cold Watch, dangerously cold
wind chills as low as 1 above possible.

* WHERE...Barbour, Bullock, Calhoun, Chambers, Cherokee, Clay,
Cleburne, Coosa, Elmore, Lee, Macon, Montgomery, Pike, Randolph,
Russell, Talladega, and Tallapoosa Counties.

* WHEN...For the Cold Weather Advisory, from midnight Friday Night
to noon CST Saturday. For the Extreme Cold Watch, from Saturday
afternoon through Sunday morning.

* IMPACTS...Frostbite and hypothermia will occur if unprotected skin
is exposed to these temperatures. An extended period of
subfreezing temperatures could cause pipes to burst.

PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...

Dress in layers including a hat, face mask, and gloves if you must
go outside.

Keep pets indoors as much as possible.

Make frequent checks on older family, friends, and neighbors. Ensure
portable heaters are used correctly. Do not use generators or grills
inside.

If you do not have heat in your home or lack shelter, you can call
211 or visit 211connectsalabama.org for assistance locating
appropriate shelter from the cold.

To prevent freezing and possible bursting of pipes they should be
wrapped, drained, or allowed to drip slowly.

Use caution while traveling outside. Wear appropriate clothing, a
hat, and gloves.

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