My adamant, acid-tongued, Alabama-born grandmother was Big Ma — metaphorically and literally.
It was as routine for Big Ma to rifle her opinions as it is for birds to fly. She unleashed a corker when she said some folks don’t believe fat meat is greasy. Some Alabama events that occurred between March 26 and April 3 confirmed her thesis.
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