By Joe McAdory
The year was 2002. George W. Bush was president, “Spider-Man” was tops at the box office, and Auburn head coach Tommy Tuberville hired Bobby Petrino to be offensive coordinator. Given Petrino’s track record at Louisville and Arkansas, it’s easy to believe his Auburn offense was a high-scoring attack.
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