Houston, you have a problem. Granted, that problem is 6-foot-11, 265 pounds of granite, a double-double waiting to happen and arguably the most feared rim protector in the NBA, but he’s a problem nonetheless.
In case you don’t know, I’m talking about Dwight Howard.
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