For whatever reason, I decided today was going to be the day. Without hesitation, I walked into the bedroom with purpose, and called to my wife Carol, who was watching a movie on her iPad.
I got right to the point and said, “Hey, the time’s come. I should have done this a long time ago. Today I want you to teach me how to make cornbread. And once you do that, show me how to make pecan pies. Then I will have no further use for your services.”
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