The closest I’ve ever been to a real Alpine village is the airport gift shop in Zurich.
It was the prettiest airport gift shop I believe I’ve ever seen, by the way, with the bright red of Swiss Army Knives extended to all kinds of souvenirs, including crimson cows of wood.
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