Bacon just picked a fight with dessert, and dessert is losing. State fair vendors from California to Texas wrapped it around candy, dipped it in horchata and folded it into hard cider this year, each fair landing on its own bacon mashup through a completely separate concessions process. The pairings only get stranger from here.
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