As a linguistics professor, I’m often asked why English is decaying before our eyes, whether it’s “like” being used promiscuously, t’s being dropped deleteriously or “literally” being deployed nonliterally.
While these common gripes point to eccentric speech patterns, they don’t point to grammatical annihilation. English has weathered far worse.
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