A few weeks ago in this space, I wrote about various experiences working in radio stations over the years.
“Dead air” is a time when a record finishes and nobody is there to cue up the next one; it happens whenever there is a malfunction in the automated operating system or whenever an announcer just doesn’t know what to do next.
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