It’s sad testament to the times, but I feel obligated to write this article every year. So, Auburn fans (if you have even made it this far), you miiiiiiight want to quit reading … now!
That’s right; it’s my annual “We-are-in-the-midst-of-the-greatest-run-of-any-college-coach-ever-so-Alabama-fans-better-soak-it-in” article.
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