The Last Word: Local lines that will land you a holiday date

There’s nothing worse than being lonely during the holidays. Don’t worry; I am here to help.

This article goes out to all the single people in the Lake Martin area this holiday season. We’ve all been there a time or two (or 20). It’s Christmas. You’re alone, and you’re looking for someone to share a stocking with. You’re as lonely as Sand Island watching pontoon boats zoom by on a summer’s day.