Hosts get cookout etiquette wrong every single summer, and it rarely has anything to do with the grill. The real tension sits between hosts and guests, over who actually brings the meat, who gets to invite extra people and whose kids are running wild near the fire. Nobody agrees on the rules going in, and everyone finds out the hard way, usually in front of the whole backyard.
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