In the midst of death, there is life

In the midst of all this coronavirus craziness, we received some good news. Our granddaughter is going to have a daughter. Yep, I’m going to be a great grandpa in August. I know that’s hard for you to believe a young man such as me could possibly be a great grandfather, but it’s true. They’ve done all the tests and found out what the sex of the child is and are beside themselves with joy. They even had a big party prior to the shutdown to announce their new daughter. I guess my invitation got lost in the mail.

My wife is tickled pink and has been on the internet looking at baby clothes, toys and college scholarships. She insisted they send her a copy of the ultrasound so she could see the baby. When I opened that file I couldn’t tell heads or tails about it. It looked a lot like an alien to me and I was ready to call my granddaughter and warn her. However, my wife looked at it like it was the child’s senior portrait. She has studied that ultrasound for hours telling me all about who she favors. She has decided the baby favors me so I looked the picture over again. If that fetus and I look alike then I need to go see my doctor right away!