Boy, this virus business has really gotten serious. I heard the authorities talk about quarantine and sheltering in place. Most of us in the South have just gone about our normal days until someone explained to us that quarantine and shelter in place means hunker down. Why didn’t they say that to begin with? 

Once I heard that, I hoarded up on M&Ms, checked the batteries on my remote and hit my lounger. I told my wife I was going to do all I could to comply with the rules and save the world. She told me I was going to sit in that chair for two weeks, eat 50 pounds of M&Ms and have to be hospitalized for a diabetic coma because of all the sugar. It’s a chance I’m willing to take.

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