Hi everybody! I’m Joe Hobby and I’m a comedian and a writer. I’ll be doing a column for y’all a couple of times a month. I hope you enjoy reading them as much as I do writing them. I thought I’d begin our journey together by telling you how this whole thing got started.
A lot of people who know me know I wrote jokes for Jay Leno for years. How a guy from Alabama became a writer for, and friend of, Jay Leno still blows my mind.
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