There are days when you are set to craft the next great American column but the moments those fingertips touch keyboard … nothing.
You mind goes blank; barren; clear as a frozen ice lake; as vacuous as a Sovereign Citizen who doesn’t understand even though they are a freeman of the land, they can still get tazed.
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