My wife has had some medical issues the past few months and that has thrown me into a new role in our home. I’ve had to assume some of the basic domestic chores, a job for which I’m very ill suited. Being the rugged outdoor he-man type of guy that I am this has really tested my abilities to adapt and overcome. I believe I could wrestle a bear and come out better than taking care of a house.

The first obstacle to conquer was the washing machine. This is a diabolic mechanical device designed to eat, discolor and destroy clothes. I quickly learned that colored clothes aren’t washed in hot water. This lesson was demonstrated by all the new color combinations that resulted from this experience. Also, you never add a cup of bleach just to help out. Oh well, some of those clothes were getting a little snug, anyway.