GUILTY: Gold E. Locks convicted of porridge theft, escapes Elmore County courtroom

Cliff Williams / The Herald Gold E. Locks escaped from the Elmore County Judicial Complex after being found guilty of stealing “delicious” porridge by Elmore County second graders for Law Day. The program is intended to introduce the court system to the young students.

A jury of Elmore County second graders took no time to convict Gold E. Locks of porridge theft in the courtroom of Circuit Court Judge Bill Lewis. But before Lewis could levy a sentence on the friend of Baby Bear, Locks escaped, followed by an Elmore County bailiff to the chants of “Guilty.”

The jury was easily swayed by Mom E. Bear and Pop E. Bear but discounted the testimony of Locks’ friend Babe E. Bear. Little did the students know, the Bears and Locks were administrators from their school.

Judge Bill Lewis got a quick verdict from his jury of second graders. But no one was quick enough to catch Gold E. Locks.