Every September, perfectly reasonable adults start emptying closets and scrubbing baseboards like Thanksgiving guests just confirmed they are coming early. Millions of households catch the same cleaning fever as fall settles in, driven by a combination of brain science, worsening indoor air and a younger generation that cleans nothing like their parents did. The most surprising part is that the motivation comes with a built-in expiration date.

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