Slapping chili on a hot dog seems like a free-for-all, but it isn’t. A group of grown adults wrote an actual rulebook for exactly which order the toppings go onto a chili dog, and they’ve spent three decades defending it like scripture. Nobody is required to follow it, but July 30, National Chili Dog Day, is a fitting time to find out what the rulebook actually says.
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