I've stood onstage at church thousands of times throughout the years, but I only remember one time when I was up there draped in a bath towel. Relax; I was young enough for it to still be cute.

I was about 5 years old, and I was portraying John the Baptist. I didn't have any camel's hair garments like John’s, so I wore a bath towel instead. I had learned my lines well.