‘Penis Wood’ chopped down despite locals standing up to stop it By Talker News Aug 19, 2026 13 hrs ago Facebook Twitter WhatsApp SMS Email Facebook Twitter WhatsApp SMS Email Print Copy article link Save Phallic shaped Castle Crawford Woods, South Lanarkshire, which is being felled. (Katielee Arrowsmith via SWNS) By Talker By Tom BevanA phallic-shaped woodland affectionately known as "Penis Woods" is being chopped down — despite backlash from locals. × This page requires Javascript. Javascript is required for you to be able to read premium content. Please enable it in your browser settings. kA 4=2DDlQHA\3=@4<\A2C28C2A9Qmr2DE=6 rC2H7@C5 (@@5 C:D6D FA 2 9:==D:56 D@FE9 @7 q:882C 2?5 92D 42F89E E96 6J6 @7 EC2G6=6CD 7@C 23@FE a__ J62CD]k^AmkA 4=2DDlQHA\3=@4<\A2C28C2A9Qm!6C4965 @? %6HD8:== w:== ;FDE @77 E96 |fc :E 92D 366? 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